Seriously…I’m Kidding

This book is written by Ellen Degeneres and published by Grand Central Publising in September 2012 with ISBN 9780446585040.

The unique thins is in the back of the book Ellen wrote:

“Oh, hi. I’m so glad you decided to turn the book over. As you probably know, this is normally where the authors put nice quotes from fancy people praising their book. I’m a little uncomfortable with that. It feels like a gimmick to get people to buy it and I don’t believe in cheap tricks like that. Besides, I know you’re way too smart and beautiful to fall for that kind of stuff. Actually, I think you’re so wonderful I thought I would use this space to praise you. Yes, that’s right. You. Here are some of the nice things I have to say about you:”

“That is a beautiful blouse you’re wearing. It goes to so nicely with this book.”

“I love the way you’re holding this book. It’s like you were born to buy it and hold it forever.”

“You know what I love most about you? That we get each other. And also your eyes.”

“You’re my favorite reader. Ever, of all time. Shhh…don’t tell the other readers.”

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